In the spirit of graduation…

Congratulations to all Georgia Tech graduates of Spring 2010! As one among you, I am excited to celebrate all my hard work for the past four years.  We have a lot to look forward to, and to keep with the high energy this weekend, here are a few inspirational (and funny) quotes to start things off:

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies “commencement exercises.”  Graduation is not the end; it’s the beginning.  ~Orrin Hatch

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.  ~Robert Orben

Your families are extremely proud of you.  You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.  This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.  ~Gary Bolding

When you leave here, don’t forget why you came.  ~Adlai Stevenson, to college graduates

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  ~Theodore Roosevelt

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.  ~Garry Trudeau

People will frighten you about a graduation…. They use words you don’t hear often:  “And we wish you Godspeed.”  It is a warning, Godspeed.  It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.  ~Bill Cosby

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins:  cash and experience.  Take the experience first; the cash will come later.  ~Harold Geneen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  ~Fred Allen


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